LIVESTREAM QUOTES:

“Cool maybe we can vote together sometime.”

“We’re gonna mosey along with our wacky adventure together!”

“I’m Darren! I… I like beaches, sushi, and small animals (who are nice).”

“They’re fake evil! Which is the best kind of evil! So that’s cool.”

“Geometry is super super fun… because… you know what that sucks.”

“This is why I’m on a show where they write lines for you. So I kind of avoid… what’s happening now.”

“This is the waiting music! Everyone ready for this? UH UH! Wow that song was really good! I didn’t expect that to be as good as it was.”

“I was at Coachella this weekend, hence the colored fingernails. And other colorful things that you may or may not see.”

“So uhm YEAH.”

“So if you wanna be cool, like really cool, like you’re already cool if you’re here, but if you wanna be super cool, like add a cape to your coolness… I guess… I don’t know why a cape is cool… but either way, check Freelance Whales out.”

“WAIT. Before you say anything, just know that thousands of people are judging you. Ok. go.”

“Don’t you worry your beautiful little heads.”

“If I ever stray away, feel free to find me and kick me in the shins.”

“Guys I’m kind of nutty, but you have to understand that that’s all just me being myself.”

“If I could hug every single one of you right now, I would do it in a heartbeat. But I can’t. There’s just a camera. Can I hug the camera??”

“Everyone having a good time? *yeaaaaa* Oh awesome that’s cool, so am I, and I’m really glad you guys could make it.”

“I wish I lived in the future where we have teleporters. And then one day, a thousand years from now, after the robots take us over, we can teleport pizza into livestreams.”

“Dalton seems to be this Lord of the Flies school run by children with no adults whatsoever.”

“The only person who would let kids run wild, singing and dancing, looking good in blazers, is Christopher Walkin.”

“Of course, DUH, I would love to.”

“That which makes you different is what makes you strong. Whether you’re gay, straight, orange, purple, dinosaur… I don’t care.”

“There’s a thousand people behind the camera pointing spears at me to make sure I do everything correctly. I’m actually chained to this chair and I can’t leave. And if I don’t do this correctly, they won’t feed me.”

“Clearly this wasn’t very planned, guys, but neither are half of the things in my life.”

“This is the biggest show I’ve ever played. It’s probably also the silliest show I’ve ever played. So, huzzah, on both accounts.”

“DANGERRR I’M FALLING IN LOVE FALLING IN LOVE FALLING IN LOVE WITH HERMIONE GRANGERRR.”

“And then it’s intermission. So, yeah.”