"I realized that the one person who could break my heart is the only one who should have it"
— Julie James (Just the Sexiest Man Alive)

"Life isn't always about logic and reasons---sometimes you just have to close your eyes and jump. Particularly when it comes to relationships.
- Hayden"
— Julie James (Just the Sexiest Man Alive)

"And you said you’d hate me forever,” - jason
This is angry sex—I actually don’t like you at all.” - taylor"
— Julie James (Just the Sexiest Man Alive)

"Seriously, Taylor—do you know who I am?” he demanded.
She smiled at this. “You celebrities actually say that? That’s cute."
— Julie James (Just the Sexiest Man Alive)

"I would have done it for you in a heartbeat"
— Julie James (Practice Makes Perfect)

"I think that you are an uptight, pony-owning, trickle-down-economics-loving, Scotch-on-the-rocks-drinking, my-wife-better-take-my-last-name sexist jerk!"
— Julie James (Practice Makes Perfect)

"J.D. cleared his throat and pushed the button on the intercom.

“Uh, Payton, hi. It’s J.D.”

Dead silence.

Then another crackle.

“Sorry. Not interested.”

Cute. But J.D. persisted. Again with the button.

“I want to talk to you.”

Crackle.

“Ever hear of a telephone, asshole?”

Okay, he probably deserved that.

"
— Julie James (Practice Makes Perfect)

"Well, at least I’m not a stubborn, button-pushing, Prius-driving, chip-on-your-shoulder-holding, ‘stay-at-home-mom’-is-the-eighth-dirty-word-thinking feminazi!"
— Julie James (Practice Makes Perfect)

"Holy fuck—would somebody please tell him why a massive photo of a penis was sitting front and center in the courtroom?"
— Julie James (Practice Makes Perfect)

"Jason: “You’re here.”
Taylor: “I am.”
Jason: “I take it you don’t often wear that dress in court.”
Taylor: “Probably not a good idea.”
Jason: “Yes, I can imagine it would be somewhat awkward standing before a judge who has a huge hard-on.”
Taylor: “Is that the effect this dress has?”
Taylor’s eyes traveled downward, to the zipper of Jason’s pants, and he was momentarily caught off guard by her bluntness.
Her eyes sparkled, amused.
Taylor: “You’re blushing, Jason. That’s cute."
— Julie James (Just the Sexiest Man Alive)

"Anyway, I see a bit of a P and P dynamic going on between you and Payton."
J.D. didn't think he wanted to know. Really. But he asked anyway."P and P?"
Tyler shot him a look, appalled."Uh, hello--Pride and Prejudice?" His tone said only a cretin wouldn't know this.
"Oh right, P and P," J.D. said. "You know, Tyler, you might want to pick up your balls--I think they just fell right off when you said that."
— Julie James (Practice Makes Perfect)

He had dark wavy hair and warm brown eyes. Very Pat-rick Dempsey/McDreamy-esque.