Author's note
[..]I'm working on my first Supernatural fic, and I'm going to be in it…then I will kill myself in the story. So don't look at me like that. My friend wanted me to put myself as a character in a story besides this one for a while, so I'm doing it.

Damon: No.

Huh?

Damon: You're not going to do a fic for that crappy show. It sucks.

Dean: What you say vamp? Our show was on longer then yours.

Damon: And what? You want a brisket or something?

Dean: I'll stake your ass.

Damon: Bring it!

Why can't you two just get along?

Stefan & Sam: Because they act like each other.

Dean: Disgusting.

Damon: This is Dumb.

I wouldn't be surprised that you guys have a slash story. *Smiles*

Dean: What's that look? I don't like that look.

Damon: Crap, see what you did!

Anybody with me on this?

Dean & Damon: NO!

Too late! I'm doing it!

Dean & Damon: Crap!